I think you'd need to really get creative in reading my resume to think I'm a suitable candidate for a senior products engineering role in the aircraft component business up in New York. But it's nice to know that someone is looking out for me or rather someone's computer, sending me such unfathomable job vacancies every few months. Who knows, maybe in a parallel universe that's what I do and it's a job I'm truly passionate about. You'd probably see me heading to the office early, firing up my laptop to check my email as I get in the elevator, one of Bluetooth wireless things clipped to my ear...

And I think I might like that. To have a job I feel passionate about. That I'd be so enthusiastic about that I wouldn't feel self-conscious and silly having one of those things on my ear even when surrounded by mugs who I know are thinking Jebus, can't this guy give it a rest it's eight in the morning and listen to him blah blah blah implement a strategy of prioritizing blah blah process blah.... And I'd have my face clenched in that rigid way people who are passionate about their jobs do when they're on the phone to the VP of something and reading an email from the VP of something else and haven't realized their flies are open.