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first and final warning

  • Jul. 3rd, 2008 at 5:20 PM
jgb
Anyone using the abominable expression "made of x" where x = "win", "fail", "lose" or something equally ungrammatical and tragic will be removed from my flist, mocked and if at all possible tracked down and humiliated in public with large dogs. Starting now. It may have been considered "cute" for a few fractions of a second amongst the easily amused but that time is now well and truly over.

Worse punishment await anyone who expects me to bold, strikethru or italic a list of books that includes the Da Vinci Code and anything containing wizards of any kind.

You have been warned, chums.

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[info]surliminal wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
Oh thank god it's not just me..

can we add "full of x-ey goodness?" where x is mostly but not always chocolate?
[info]gutterboylive wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 10:36 pm (UTC)
BRAVO!
Anyone using the abominable expression "made of x" where x = "win", "fail", "lose" or something equally ungrammatical and tragic will be removed from my flist, mocked and if at all possible tracked down and humiliated in public with large dogs. Starting now. It may have been considered "cute" for a few fractions of a second amongst the easily amused but that time is now well and truly over.

I couldn't agree with you more. I've already taken the same Draconian step with serial abusers of the inanity "awesome."

Spotted recently: "Awesomebots are awesome!" I have no idea what an "awesomebot" is, and I don't want to know. What I do want to know is why people well into their thirties want to use slang that is not only outdated and moronic, but more closely associated with both GWB and Rachael Ray.
[info]burkesworks wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
"Made of x" where x = "fail" would make sense if "made of x" = "London W9":)

Edited at 2008-07-03 10:50 pm (UTC)
[info]electricwitch wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
lol made of fail and lose and internet n00bery.
[info]athenais wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
In that case, remove me lest my aged slang offend thine eye, dawg.
[info]randomstring wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 09:05 am (UTC)
Anyone using the abominable expression "made of x" where x = "win", "fail", "lose" or something equally ungrammatical and tragic will be removed from my flist, mocked and if at all possible tracked down and humiliated in public with large dogs

Is that a sufficient punishement? Large, hungry dogs off the leash surely?
[info]bagrec wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 09:38 am (UTC)
this has thankfully escaped my notice - and the book thing would take hours to do!
[info]davesmusictank wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2008 07:17 am (UTC)
Totally agree. No x-ey shit from me matey.

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